Some funny shorts from an e-mail my Ninang sent me:

FIGHT
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
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WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day....

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

***
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"

Heehee

Don't you just love these men?

SANTA BABY (by Eartha Kitt)

This song always gives me the laughs.



Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me.
been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a 54 convertible too, light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex, and checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

graphic from Clipart.com.

Unrequited

Para sa mga nagmamahal ngunit hindi minamahal ng kanilang minamahal, isa na rito ang aking kaibigang itago na lamang natin sa pangalang "Cheska":

I am in love with him
To whom a hyacinth is dearer
Than I shall ever be dear.

On nights when the field-mice
Are abroad, he cannot sleep.
He hears their narrow teeth
At the bulbs of his hyacinths.

But the gnawing at my heart
He does not hear.

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

hay. Malungkot, no? Subalit nakasisiguro akong malalagpasan mo din iyan, Cheska, at makakahanap ka ulit ng panibagong sisintahin (pang ilang crush mo na nga ba ito?) 'Ika nga ng nanay ko, ang buhay ay isang "cycle." Magpakatatag ka, aking kaibigan.

Maligayang pagtatapos ng linggo sa inyong lahat.
:)

Come, laugh with me

My thanks to the great Wowoo for these rockin' pics...











Have a good one!
;p