I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. -T.S. Eliot-

Last Saturday, I received what was probably one of the best news via text message that I've gotten in a long, long while:

AN ENTIRE WEEK OF FREE COFFEE FROM STARBUCKS!!!


Life is great!


Cheers, darlings! I leave you with this very amusing attempt at balladry by some anonymous chap (or girl, for that matter):

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
(source: quotegarden.com)